We don't normally sink to the levels of scurrility or plumb the most profound depths pandering to the celebrity mad masses that the British redtops do, but Big Chief Spotlight reckoned you all needed a good dose of British celebrityhood in Ibiza to brighten the day.
So, telephoto lenses at the ready, here we go.
Charlotte Church, former child singing prodigy and millionairess is in Ibiza on holiday with her mates.
Kate Moss, a thin top model, is on holiday in Formentera with her son and boyfriend.
We know it's old news but we were waiting to see if Mick Jagger turned up to see his famous-for-being-famous daughter Jade, then we could have used a headline about Moss and a Rolling Stone.