A strange phenomenum is occurring on our tiny island - people are disappearing! Two contradictory sets of figures have just been released which point to this strange occurrence. The airports' authority statistics show that between 10 and 20 % more passengers arrived this year than last, but the hotel owners' association claim that there are 3% less paying customers in their establishments in August. Perhaps less sensational than the 'disappearing into a black hole' theory is the hypothesis that people are staying in illegal apartment accommodation. Illegal, because the owners do not declare their income from the rental earned as holiday accommodation!